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Subject: He might be an idiot, but he's still the most amazing sprinter I've ever seen.

Posted by: Mike on Mon Aug 25 2008 11:05:37 PM

Message:

Of course, if they had four different ways you could run the 100 and
200, Bolt would have snagged 8 medals as well. In my best Dwight
Schrute voice...

Back sprinting
Side sprinting
Freestyle sprinting
4x100 medley sprinting
Skip sprinting
Catch the dog sprinting
Flap your arms sprinting
Run you mouth sprinting?
Style sprinting!

Heck, U-Bolt could be the first Centathalon winner!

New Olympic Sport

Current Thread:

Usain Bolt on M. Phelps - ""People try to compare Michael Phelps and I, but he i -- Hoo05Dave Mon Aug 25 2008 4:37:16 PM

He might be an idiot, but he's still the most amazing sprinter I've ever seen. -- Mike

Mon Aug 25 2008 11:05:37 PM

The size, stride length and turnover rate of Usain Bolt coupled with -- dpc1994 Tue Aug 26 2008 1:15:49 AM

I dont care how he terms it. Bolt is the undisputed fastest man in the history -- IIIput Mon Aug 25 2008 10:36:21 PM

His grammar needs some help! ** -- NJHoo Mon Aug 25 2008 10:00:35 PM

Bekele's 5 and 10k double is being overshadowed as well. -- 06 Hoo Mon Aug 25 2008 7:26:36 PM

Yep, an incredible feat, incredible feet, too ** -- mamalaterhoo Mon Aug 25 2008 10:18:05 PM

Michael Johnson's 200/400 double is notable as is a 400/800 double -- dpc1994 Mon Aug 25 2008 7:57:24 PM

Alberto Juantarano from Cuba. -- hooinblueville Mon Aug 25 2008 8:46:32 PM

OK, now I know why I remember the 400/800 double: -- dpc1994 Mon Aug 25 2008 8:52:31 PM

Juantorena in Montreal I believe. -- 06 Hoo Mon Aug 25 2008 8:14:17 PM

Thank you for setting me straight. Both of you, actually. ** -- dpc1994 Mon Aug 25 2008 8:51:10 PM

Agree. The 5000 and 10,000 are not "glamor" events in the USA. -- hooinblueville Mon Aug 25 2008 7:37:07 PM

The state of US distance running is regrettable. -- 06 Hoo Mon Aug 25 2008 8:06:54 PM

He meant athlete in terms of athletics -- Protean Mon Aug 25 2008 5:03:30 PM

Correct; he is basically saying apples and oranges. ** -- Battman Mon Aug 25 2008 6:10:53 PM

I agree. Swimming and track are 2 different sports. -- hooinblueville Mon Aug 25 2008 5:45:07 PM

Why didn't he just say runner/sprinter? -- HOOfan_1 Mon Aug 25 2008 5:44:53 PM

Much of the English-speaking world calls track & field "athletics." ** -- Battman Mon Aug 25 2008 6:12:12 PM

Different terminology. Track and field is referred to as Athletics worldwide ** -- WZA97 Mon Aug 25 2008 5:52:54 PM

Oops, Protean already answered it. I should read more. ** -- WZA97 Mon Aug 25 2008 5:54:10 PM

Exactly. Bolt would've had to run ... -- Sabre Rattler Mon Aug 25 2008 5:40:21 PM

I wonder how many meters Phelps swam in those 9 days ** -- HOOfan_1 Mon Aug 25 2008 4:54:50 PM

More -- swimman6 Tue Sep 2 2008 4:25:09 PM

3300 in competition ** -- aficionadHOO Mon Aug 25 2008 6:55:39 PM

Phelps also has 8 gold medals, Bolt only has 3... -- HOOfan_1 Mon Aug 25 2008 4:51:29 PM

Apples and oranges. If there were medals for running 100m backward, sideways, -- VAGentleman05 Mon Aug 25 2008 6:10:25 PM

Track folks condescend swimming like this, but think of FIELD events... -- aficionadHOO Mon Aug 25 2008 6:56:45 PM

It was done.sort of. See Anmerican Decathalon champ, Bryan Clay -- hooinblueville Tue Aug 26 2008 12:45:04 PM

Yup. We get the decathalon gold back and nobody cared here in the US. -- dpc1994 Tue Aug 26 2008 10:04:58 PM

I agree... ** -- cavaleerjones Mon Aug 25 2008 4:45:24 PM

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